Sob, the planks are too long to handle by himself, don't pull faces, it's not like that! His room mate is just really energetic! And by that he means he's sure they're going to be leaping about and shaking the bed as soon as they get a chance to climb on it. In a perfectly innocent sense!

He just doesn't want to be woken in the middle of the night by being crushed by broken planks and a 6' + lunk.